IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.”
Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh
- 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
- 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
if you are gonna refer to a trans person as “he-she” or “it”, don’t talk to me, don’t touch me, don’t come near me, don’t breathe the same air as me, don’t breathe at all, thanks
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE